this is why the original star trek is the best

James T. Kirk: How much refit time is needed?

Montgomery Scott: Eight weeks, Sir, [Kirk opens his mouth] but ya don't have eight weeks, so I'll do it for ya in two.

James T. Kirk: Have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?

Montgomery Scott: Certainly, Sir. How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?

James T. Kirk: Your reputation is secure, Scotty.

not that i ever got to watch it though... i just found this clicking random article on wikipedia...